Said Hooray Henry to Henrietta
“Did you receive my love letter?
It was written in latin and greek
For I can speak
Both as you can see.
I have a first class degree
From Oxford. Oh do say that you will join me on the Charwell
For who can tell
What may happen, as we punt along
Singing a boating song”.
“I did receive your love letter.
I too can speak
Latin and greek.
But my dear
That I have been untrue
With the gamekeeper Foil.
He may be a hoary old man of toil,
But he’s a dab hand with the massage oil …