There Was A Young Man From Mauritius

There was a young man from Mauritius
Who thought all things delicious.
He ate some chalk
And a plastic fawk,
The effect was rather pernicious!

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10 thoughts on “There Was A Young Man From Mauritius

  1. Rachel Martin

    I wrote this one:

    There Was a Dumb Youth in Mauritius

    There was a dumb youth in Mauritius
    Who was certain he was a genius
    He went to Spain
    And fell in a drain
    Then he knew he was not ingenious

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