There Was A Man Called Coaker

There was a middle-aged man called Coaker
Who owned a fearsome old poker.
When I dated his daughter
He threatened to slaughter
Me with that fearsome old poker!

There was an elderly man called Coaker
Who owned a fearsome old poker.
When I expressed my desire
To wed his daughter Moriah
He whacked me with that poker!

There was a young man called Coaker
Who was a bit of a joker.
We argued one day
And just in play
He whacked me with his poker!

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