There Was A Young Lady Called Samantha

There was a young lady called Samantha
Who stole my favourite pet panther.
When the panther came back
He claimed to lack
Any knowledge of what happened to Samantha …

There was a young lady called Samantha
Who stole my favourite pet panther.
She rode away on his back
But alas, alack
Samantha now resides in my panther …

There was a young lady called Samantha
Who stole my favourite pet panther.
The creature gave a growl
Which caused her to scowl
And return my favourite pet panther …

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3 thoughts on “There Was A Young Lady Called Samantha

  1. blindzanygirl

    Oh dear. Poor Samantha. She certainly was in the wars wasn’t she! I wonder if the panther has indigestion?

    Reply
      1. blindzanygirl

        Oh dear! I bet he needed a lot. Now, there will be a shortage of indigestion tablets!

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