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My Friend, Who Is Extremely Brave

My friend, who is extremely brave
Spent the night on a murderer’s grave.
I am somewhat more circumspect
But have the greatest respect
For my friend who slept on that grave!

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When An Owl

When an owl who’s name is Lou

Said, “TO-WIT, TO-WHOO”,

A vicar named Ted

Jumped out of bed

And made her a pot of stew!

 

 

When a lady by the name of Lou

Said, “TO-WIT, TO-WHOO”,

Her boyfriend John

Said, “you are so far gone.

I suggest you move to a zoo”!

 

There Was A Young Lady Called Natasha

There was a young lady called Natasha
Who purchased a potato masher.
But when the darned thing broke
She said, “what a joke,
I shall have to use my gnasher”!

Update to my ‘About’ page

I have updated my ‘About’ page to include a brief biography (which was previously lacking). I have also added a further photograph taken in January 2019, but have retained the earlier photograph which shows me with friends and my guide dog Trigger. You can find the updated ‘About’ page here.

Free Book Promotions

My books ‘Sting in the tail and other stories’ and ‘An act of mercy and other stories’ will soon be available to download for free from the Kindle store.

AN ACT OF MERCY AND OTHER STORIES: A collection of dark and intriguing tales encompassing blackmail, murder and sex.

‘An act of mercy and other stories’ will be available from January 15th – 19th. For ‘An act of mercy and other stories’ please visit here for the US and here for the UK.

STING IN THE TAIL AND OTHER STORIES: A collection of short stories, many of which have an unexpected twist in the tale. The stories range from ghostly happenings through to tales of crime and moral conflict.’

Sting in the tail and other stories’ will be available from January 20th – 24th. For ‘Sting in the tail and other stories’ please visit here for the US and here for the UK.