Tag Archives: humorous verse

Spink Limericks

There was a young man called Spink
Who drank a bottle of ink.
A doctor named Dave
Did his best to save
That foolish young man called Spink.

There was a young lady called Spink
Who drank a bottle of ink.
When she turned bright blue
And said “I love you”
It made me turn to drink!

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Crank

To be frank
A crank
Is a he
Or she
With whom we
Disaagree …

(Written in response to https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/crank/).

There Was A Young Man Called Pete

There was a young man called Pete
Who did my wine cellar deplete.
Being drunk as a lord
He fell on his sword.
That unfortunate young man called Pete.

(Written in response to https://dailypost.wordpress.com/prompts/deplete/).

There Was A Young Lady Called Joan

There was a young lady called Joan
Who sat getting drunk on her own.
An old reprobate named Dan
Had a most wicked plan,
But went back home on his own.

There Was A Young Man Called Jo

There was a young man called Jo
Who stood upon my toe.
When I cried in pain
He did it again,
So I shot him with my bow!

There was a young man called Jo
Who stood upon my toe.
When I cried in pain
He did it again,
So I told him where to go!