Tag Archives: humorous verse

My Friend Who is Divine

My friend who is divine
Has invited me round to dine.
The food is good
And I would …
But her boyfriend’s back at nine …


A Young Lady Who’s Name Is Rose

A young lady who’s name is rose

Is fond of touching her toes

But her dress being very short

I think that I ought

To warn that young lady Rose …

Much Has Been Sung

Much has been sung

Of women young

And middle-aged men who knew

Better, yet themselves flung

At the feet

Of maidens far from discreet …


So when I meet

Girls with high-heeled feet

I think with delight

Of the hot night,

Then sigh for that can not be,

For I am growing old you see …