Tag Archives: limerick

There Was A Young Poet Called Kim

There was a young poet called Kim
Who dated a fireman named Jim.
On discovering that he didn’t like verse
Matters went from bad to worse
So she dumped that fireman named Jim!

There was a young poet called Kim
Who dated a fireman named Jim.
The vicar looked black
And said “alas, alack
I fear that Kim is wasted on Jim!”.

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When A Lazy Young Author Called Gwen

When a lazy young author called Gwen
Sat on a very sharp pen,
She said, with a squeal
“I really do feel
That I ought to start writing again!”.

I Know A Young Lady Called Bess

I know a young lady called Bess
Who wears a little black dress.
She is extremely pretty
And always witty
But her hair’s such a terrible mess!

I know a young lady called Bess
Who stole a little black dress.
A policeman named More
Said “stop in the name of the law!
My love for you I must confess!”.

There Was A Young Lady Called Leigh

There was a young lady called Leigh
Who one day went to sea
In a fine old ship
With a dog named Chip
And a captain known as me!

There was a young lady called Leigh
Who one day went to sea
In a fine old ship
With a dog named Chip
And Chip’s friend Mr Flea

There Was A Young Lady Of France

There was a young lady of France

Who performed an erotic rain dance.

A young man walking by

Said “the weather it remains dry,

But I really like your dance!”.

 

There was a young lady of France

Who performed an erotic rain dance.

When a young man walking by

Just happened to catch her eye

It led to a little romance!