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There was a young author named Hurn

There was a young author named Hurn
Who lived in a place called Pitcairn.
He wrote about a girl he knew,
Which one aught not to do!
So they drummed him out of Pitcairn!

There Was A Young Man Called More

There was a young man called more
Who’s head was extremely sore.
He denied that it was drink
But the devil did wink
At the empties on the floor!

(“empties” means empty bottles. In this case of the alcoholic kind).