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There Was A Young Parliamentarian Called Lear

There was a young parliamentarian called Lear
Who liked to shout “here, here”.
When it came to voating
He could be found out boating,
That nautical young parliamentarian called Lear!

There was a young parliamentarian called Lear
Who liked to shout “here, here”.
When it came to voting time
He composed a rhyme,
That poetical young parliamentarian called Lear!

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Spink Limericks

There was a young man called Spink
Who drank a bottle of ink.
A doctor named Dave
Did his best to save
That foolish young man called Spink.

There was a young lady called Spink
Who drank a bottle of ink.
When she turned bright blue
And said “I love you”
It made me turn to drink!

The Sinner’s Confession

I have yearned
And turned
To what I ought
Not.

While hot
I have
Been momentarily glad
To
Go through.

Then
When
‘Tis done
I run
To what is true,
Mistress Nature who
Does not care
Where
I have been
Or who seen.